News: $26 Buys a Mouthful of Her Breast Milk!

$26 Buys a Mouthful of Her Breast Milk!

So, apparently in our modernistic approach for child rearing "authenticity", it turns out there is a market for human breast milk. However, for a mother seeking the best for her child, it is impossible to know whether artificial milk or unidentified breast milk is healthier. The FDA certainly does not have the time or funds to step in. 

New York and California laws make breast milk transactions difficult. Craigslist removes this type of posting down. No one is really clear whether it is babies or actually fetishistic men who consume this stuff.

Enterprising "business woman" Toni Ebdon reveals it is likely the latter:

"Cash-strapped Toni Ebdon, 26, gave birth earlier this year and found herself producing more than enough milk for baby boy David.

$26 Buys a Mouthful of Her Breast Milk!

A friend joked that she was producing so much extra milk that Toni could open her very own dairy. So she turned to the internet in a bid to offer expectant mothers who could not produce their own milk the chance to use hers.

$26 Buys a Mouthful of Her Breast Milk!

But Toni was stunned when her only customers turned out to be men – who use the milk for its healing properties.

Studies have shown breast milk can be used to maintain general good health and could even be a miracle cure for adult illnesses including cancer, diarrhoea and diabetes..."

$26 Buys a Mouthful of Her Breast Milk!

Read more at swns.

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2 Comments

I will have some breast milk with my dried placenta. Yum!

"Toni was stunned when her only customers turned out to be men" <------ Aaaaahahahahaha.

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